Liquor licence has been approved for the launch!
Now we can toast the book as nature intended: with optional fermented grape product!
Hooray!

Liquor licence has been approved for the launch!
Now we can toast the book as nature intended: with optional fermented grape product!
Hooray!

Oh, the places you’ll go… when you start trying to produce large eBooks.
There are fifteen days to go until the book launch. It’s not too late to let us know that you’re coming to the launch!
What have I learned about eBook production? I’ve learned that superscripts such as the ‘th’ in 18th transform differently depending upon which eBook format you target. MOBI seems to be produced without any trouble but the baseline gets messed up in EPUB and it’s a manual (not entertaining) task to manually edit the EPUB in Sigil to replace the rather bizarre span information with simple ‘sup’ tags. (Please ignore this paragraph if it makes no sense.)
In other news, I’ve learned that a 15-gun salute is awarded to three star generals and vice admirals. I’ve also learned that if the birthdays of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh happen to be on the same day, then some poor soldiers in the Tower of London have to fire a combined 124 gun salute. I have no idea if that is going to be useful one day but it’s too late, I already know it.
If you’re ever in London on a Saturday that is the 10th of June and also the official Queen’s birthday, wear earplugs.
If you liked the short stories, you’ll love the book!
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“The Curse of Kereves Dere” has now left the editing phase and I’ve finished my final pass. Kerrie, my awesome editor, has made many great suggestions and rewordifications (may not be a word). Thank you!
Over the next couple of days, I’ll set it up for distribution through iBooks, Smashwords and Amazon.
That sound you hear is both anticipation and mild terror! Onwards!
Sixteen days to launch!

I’ve just put Five Stories into the Amazon production process. You can now buy Five Stories from:
If you like it, please remember to write a review! The reviews only show up if there are enough of them.

I had a pre-order in place to give me some breathing room.
And now I’ve breathed in.
I’ve taken a really deep breath. One of the deepest I think I’ve ever taken.
And dived off.

“Five Stories: One Track” is now available for sale on most platforms. (You can find the details here.)
I really hope that you enjoy my writing and the stories I tell. What I can say is that if you like Five Stories, you’ll love the novel.
Enjoy!
Nick.
I wanted to have a test run before going for the full book and it would be an understatement to say that I have learned a lot in the past few days.
Good news! “Five Stories: Track One” by Nick Falkner is now available for pre-order at Smashwords, iBooks store, and many other providers. The release date is the 18th of March, which will allow me to get a little more comfortable with the overall process.
You can go to either of the sites above and read the first story for free… although it would be nice if you pre-ordered, if I’m being honest. You even get enough of the second story that you might want to buy the book to finish it.
I’m very excited but I now know that I have to start the prep process for the novel this weekend if I’m going to have any chance of having it in stores for April 1st.
(I was planning to handle iBook store distribution myself but, right now, I’m letting Smashwords handle that on my behalf. The book I will probably do myself.)

One of the issues with an eBook is that there’s nothing to hand over at a book launch. People like physical things, even if they are big fans of the digital format. As you know, I’m a printmaker, and I decided that I could create something fun that would be a proxy for the book.
QR codes are those two dimensional black and white blocky things you see all over posters, bus-stops, and movie advertisements. (The QR stands for Quick Response, if you’re curious.) You can take information and put it into the QR code, then someone can scan it with a phone that understands the codes and see your message.

QR codes can also store URLs, the addresses that we use to locate things on the web. Of course, my eBooks will have URLs, one for the Apple store and one for Smashwords. This got me thinking; I could create a QR code that would take people to my book and I could print it out in a way that would allow me to sign and distribute them, just as you would for a first edition at a book launch.
Here’s my test run. I made up a goo.gl shortening link and I turned it into a QR code (there are many sites that will do this for you), leaving a big hole in the middle for me to be able to sign or personalise any of the prints that I see. QR codes can be set up to allow them to be very tolerant of missing parts of the puzzle and I wanted a big empty space in the middle to give me the freedom to make a simple print more interesting.
I decided to use a 29×29 grid and worked on lino, working in pencil to create the reversed image (relief printing is going to flip it!) and then cutting it out. Finally, I decided to print it at home using only hand pressure, Japanese paper and Gamblin black relief ink (one of my favourite inks). As a test, if the image can be scanned with the innate variability of my hand printing technique, then it will work really well when it goes into a lino press.
Here’s an animation of the process, a collection of photos that take you through the process to the end.

It takes about eight hours from start to finish to do this. I like to work slowly and take breaks to avoid over-cutting and I spend a lot of time at the start to make sure that what I have sketched is actually the correct image and is correctly flipped.
Here’s the final print, in all of its shaky glory. But it does scan and that means that, when I finally get the real URLs for my book, they should scan as well. And now I know that people at my book launch will have something that they can take away, if they want to buy something physical as well as digital.
